PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March. Managing the site has become too stressful.“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.“After March 15th the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back once Facebook goes out of business.”Zuckerberg said that the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news.“What am I going to do without Facebook?” said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. “My life revolves around it. I’m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time?”However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief.“I’m glad the Facebook nightmare is over,” said Jon Guttari, a single parent from Detroit. “Now my teenager’s face won’t be glued to a computer screen all day. Maybe I can even have a conversation with her.”Those in the financial circuit are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking away from a multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of the wealthiest businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at around 7.9 billion.But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He says he will stand by his decision to give Facebook the axe.“I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.”The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th. After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased.
January 9, 2011
fesbuk tutup abeh la korang
on fesbuk je td ari neh,gua usha ade owg update fesbuk bakal disclose bulan march nnti.walawei.biaq betoi.kompius gak gua kan kalo fesbuk closing nnti.dah la rmai peminat fesbuk skunk neh,nk contact2 pon celah fesbuk gak.even mama gua pon gune fesbuk nk contact ngan mmbe die.xkan la pasneh nk suh mak gua gune twitter lak pasneh.HAHA.lawak kalo mak gua gune twitter kan.gua pon xlepas ag twitter neh.malu malu.reason mamat Mark Zukerberg neh nk clossing fesbuk sbb xdpt nk control dah fesbuk neh. makna kata len fesbuk neh dah telampau maju sgt dan telampau ramai yg join sampai xterbela si mamat Mark Zukerberg and the gang nk jaga.tulah,gua dah pesan kat mamat neh bg share sket ngan gua.bule gua tlg ape yg patot.neh dak,nk makan sowg ja.
nk taw lebey lanjut neh petikan dalam Weekly World News:
ayat yg gua xtahan tu “I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.” palahot punye mamat neh.time lu beria ria buat fesbuk neh ko pk lak idop ko.ko pk duhet je.punye pulun ko nk besaing dengan si mamat myspace tuu kan.nk tgk sape lagi hebat,skunk neh die xgado nk closing myspace die,ko lak beria nk closing fesbuk ko.tu lah gua dah pesan gak dlu,jgn egois sgt.ko xeran.amik ko.ko ttp fesbuk nnti,saman ko nampulohlimaratusjuta.PAHAM??