comeback

lame gua xupdate blog.gua lupa yg gua ada blog.smpai satu time adik gua seniri tnya apa jadiki ngan blog gua.maap la dik,gua bukan nk buang blog neh jauh jauh,gua cuma xdak masa.eh dak,bukan gua xdak masa.gua xdpt nk carik masa disamping idea yg xbecambah.haih.lupekan angan angan gua dlu yg nk sentiasa update blog neh.sumpah mcm hangat2 tahi ayam =,=

btw,gua ase xde idea nk cte idop gua sepanjang 2bulan xupdate blog.maap cik blog,gua bukan buang kamu,gua kekurangan masa je.gua ngat nk upload gmba,tp upload mcm harem pulak kan.2kali gua upload nk dekat abeh tetibe bad error.mmmg !@#$%^&*( la kan?haih.

fesbuk tutup abeh la korang

on fesbuk je td ari neh,gua usha ade owg update fesbuk bakal disclose bulan march nnti.walawei.biaq betoi.kompius gak gua kan kalo fesbuk closing nnti.dah la rmai peminat fesbuk skunk neh,nk contact2 pon celah fesbuk gak.even mama gua pon gune fesbuk nk contact ngan mmbe die.xkan la pasneh nk suh mak gua gune twitter lak pasneh.HAHA.lawak kalo mak gua gune twitter kan.gua pon xlepas ag twitter neh.malu malu.reason mamat Mark Zukerberg neh nk clossing fesbuk sbb xdpt nk control dah fesbuk neh. makna kata len fesbuk neh dah telampau maju sgt dan telampau ramai yg join sampai xterbela si mamat Mark Zukerberg and the gang nk jaga.tulah,gua dah pesan kat mamat neh bg share sket ngan gua.bule gua tlg ape yg patot.neh dak,nk makan sowg ja.

nk taw lebey lanjut neh petikan dalam Weekly World News:

PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March. Managing the site has become too stressful.“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.“After March 15th the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back once Facebook goes out of business.”Zuckerberg said that the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news.“What am I going to do without Facebook?” said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. “My life revolves around it. I’m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time?”However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief.“I’m glad the Facebook nightmare is over,” said Jon Guttari, a single parent from Detroit. “Now my teenager’s face won’t be glued to a computer screen all day. Maybe I can even have a conversation with her.”Those in the financial circuit are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking away from a multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of the wealthiest businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at around 7.9 billion.But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He says he will stand by his decision to give Facebook the axe.“I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.”The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th. After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased.

ayat yg gua xtahan tu “I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.” palahot punye mamat neh.time lu beria ria buat fesbuk neh ko pk lak idop ko.ko pk duhet je.punye pulun ko nk besaing dengan si mamat myspace tuu kan.nk tgk sape lagi hebat,skunk neh die xgado nk closing myspace die,ko lak beria nk closing fesbuk ko.tu lah gua dah pesan gak dlu,jgn egois sgt.ko xeran.amik ko.ko ttp fesbuk nnti,saman ko nampulohlimaratusjuta.PAHAM??

Hai Monday :)

xley blah tajuk gua.hai monday,tp gua update mlm nk masok selasa dh pon esoknye.HAHA.xpe,gua kan dh bekerjaya,kurang sket la nk update ont tmpat keje onthespot kan.tp pg gua check in diri gua kat tmpt keje bawu.mcm perak jakun la T_T.sebelom gerak ag apak gua dh bising kata gua lambat.rilek laaa apak oi.bukan jauh setiawangsa ngan sri rampai.ceit.hangen gak gua,tp gua xsumpah pape,konon nk amik mood first day keje la neh.maka bejambula gua rempit pg keje nek moto pakai bj kurung ngan heels 2inci.mak ai,mcm bapok dh gua ase.sungguh xsusuai.patot gua kene nek keta kalo dressup mcm neh.HAHA.pooodahhh.smpai smpai je gua xtaw nk prking moto gua celah mne.gua tnye pkgad,mne nk tarok moto neh.die tnye alik gua,neh mai nk watpe.gua balas sy nk lapor diri masok keje pkcik.oo,g la carik parking kat bawah tuu.smbil gua tgk kat mne hala tgn die,mne ade bawaah pkcik oi,sume nek bukit.adoi la pkcik neh.gua malas tnye bnyk,gua redah je.siap telejak ag gua td,rilek je gua patah alik gne jalan oneway.AHHA.dh prking sesiap pnye,due tekontang kanting carik pntu masok.punah laa! gua malas la nk tegedik gedik carik pintu neh,kalo pntu depan gua taw la,neh pntu blakang.carik pnye carik gua jmpak pintu tandas.gua bukan nk ptndas dohhh!! gua carik lift nk nek atas.adoi la.last jmpe gak mkcik mne ntah,gua ikot je die jalan.naseb betoi jalan die tuu.HAHA.gua lupa nk p mntak kad kat receptionist td,gabra pnye pasai gua xley masok mane2 pntu pon.kad staff tu la,kalo xde xley masok.punah ag skali.cangak depan pintu satr.agak dgr bunyi owg mai gua buat buat baca buletin kat board sane.bijak dak gua?gua taw gua mmg bijak,dorg masok gua pon ikot blakang la.kang xley masok ag lak.HUHU.dh siap kenai diri bagai sume,siap jln jln perkenaikan diri mcm masok next top model tu,tinggai la gua kat bahagian keje gua.gua keje bahagian audit dalam.adoi la ati gua,awat la gua dapat audit xtaw,dlu mase blajaq kelas audit la gua suka skali miss.HAHA.sblom masok department gua,akak yg bawak gua round2 company td sound siap siap,ko jage sket bahagian audit neh.ddorg bnyk laki.WHATTTT?? bnyk laki?omaigod,gua dh la malu malu meow.tp lam ati suka la gak.HAHA.mmg mcm akak tu ckp,dorg neh mcm kera luku pon ade.mude2 ag,adfe gak la yg tue2.bos la yg tue pon.abeh gua kene sakat,peramah dorg neh.kire gua senyum senyum simpul td dorg kaco.xkan gua nk gelak dekah dekah lak kan?lex luu.bawu first day,sebulan dua ag tgk la kesetanan gua.WAKAKA.mule2 xde keje ag.so dorg suh la gua stdy dlu pasai audit neh.fineee,ngat gua suka bace ke? adoih.gua xpaham audit dan gua xnk paham pon.HAHA.keraih ati gua.gua xsuka la baca2 neh,calculation gua suka la.gua pon pksa gak diri neh baca.walopon xmasok otak dan buatkan mata gua jadik bapak ngantok.pfft.tbe2 dgr ade staf pnggil gua ajak minum kat pntry.gua ckp satg la,tolak dlu mule2,jgn nmpk gelojoh sgt.HAHA.naseb mamat tu ajak kali kedua,gua pon xtolak teroih p.KAHKAHKAH.tgk2 ade bos gua ngan staff lepak baik pnye minum teh panas ngan kepek pisang.bapak la bos gua neh.teharu gua,siap nasehat gua ag.pastikan bnyk mulut paham.die xtaw ag mulut gua,xpa.gua simpan dlu.satg xlarat suh gua bhnti kot.HAHA.alik td gua carot lam 6 harkat.pundek la,mana p sidemirror gua sebelah ga.gua mai keje td ade 2,neh tnggai 1 lakkk.dem.nk kata owg curik gua parking dalam kot.dan musykil la kalo ade nk curik p tnggai batang je.die nk amik mirror nk pacak celah manaaaaa.budus,neh msti bg jato moto gua astu cermin patah.pelik kali kedua,cermin tu gua xjmpak pon.xkan mamat tu nk bawak alik wat cendrahati kot.adoi.pelik sungguh manusia skunk neh =='

duhit.

yahh.gua dapat gaji xsampai seminggu dh tinggai suku untuk gua bawak g kl esok.pfft.mampoih gua nk makan pasneh.tu la gua dh ckp,jgn bawak gua jalan jalan time gua ade duit.kan dh abeh duit gua.sape yg salah?guaa gakkkk.ish3.masok ari neh,dh 2helai tudung gua beli.temasok 1 suar jean.tu xtambah ag ngan tudung yg gua beli kat mak gua.2 ari lepas gua beli tudung gak plus sepasang kasot.naseb ari neh mama gua bnje sehelai bj kurung.tp gua tetap xpuas ati td,gua ade bnda nk beli.tp cepat cepat mak gua tarek gua masok keta.kalo dak abeh dh duit gua td.neh pon gua ngah usha baek pnye shopping on9.gua tgk lam gamba sume santik santik.gua ade minat 1 inner neh.tp gua tgk dh abeh.xpe,gua xputus ase,gua usha lak blog len.mmg kaw kaw lah gua ckp lu.tu tara gua usha tudung je,belom gua usha beg ag.usah kenang le kalo gua dh start usha beg.adoih,gua xbole betoi la.nk beli nk beli,tgk duit takot nk beli lak.pe la masalah gua neh.teringin gak gua nk beli on9 neh,maklum lah.gua kan jakun,mane penah beli on9.tp gua neh jenis yg takot takot sket.bukan takot ape,gua akan xpuas ati nk mmbeli kalo gua xtgk seniri menda tuu.tu la masalah gua.ish3.nk kuar g beli seniri pon gua takot gak.bukan takot ape gak,gua takot nnti dh beli menda yg gua bajet,gua beli bnda yg xterbajet lak.ag haru gua.mcm td la,cadang nk bank je.skali tershopping lak.salah mama gua la neh ajak gua g tgk kedai yg wat offer last year pnye.HAHA

Gila Bola

okeh okeh.bawak betendang sume.gua taw malam neh malam bola.control emosi anda ye.jgn ade yg sampai pecah pinggan mangkuk ke,hentak pale kat dinding ke atau memaki hamun kalo malaysia xdpt jaringkan gol.HAHA. contoh tedekat makbapak gua.pftt.gua ckp lu,gua dalam bilik pon bule dgr umi gua sorak ala sua sue kemoning dh neh.HAHA.tmbah ngan sora apak gua,ag betambah meriah umah gua.gua xde lak nk g join tgk bola malam neh kan.kebetulan umah gua neh 4tingkat (sbenarnya tingkat 4,haha),maka secara xlansung gua lam bilik neh pon bule dgr jiran atas bawah kiri kanan gua sorak.HAHA.agak lawak kat situ.menunjukkan dorg pon sokong malaysia gak.xkan nk sokong pihak lawan lak kan.Go go Malaysia :)

last menet

bule lak kalo gua dah siap siap neh apak gua lak kyusuk men game.sume ngah tggu die je neh.maka gua pon amik kesempatan update laz menet.kaih2.

gua sarong tshirt + cardigan + jean koyak lutut sket.HAHA.bapak ranggi gua

attention.

ayat nk gempak ja gua.gua dh pk masak2.gua pk sampai nk hangit dh neh.mula mula serba salah,takot pon ada.tp gua nekad dh.HAHA.macam nk p perang lak.xdakla sampai lagu 2,gua cuma nk tukaq link belog ja.gua ada jumpak ari 2,camna nk tukaq link blog tp xsangkut ngan blogger len.makna kata,lu suma still bule follow gua walopon link gua tukaq.bajet la lu! sapa nk follow blog lu an,tp gua kasik taw ja.mau xmaw ikot la.ish,skunk gua dh nyesai.tp sebelom gua nyesai jauh jauh,kalo ada yg taw info gua ek.sok gua bnja singgam.HAHA

yang dikendong xdpt,yg dikejar berciciran.

asal gua ase nk laju laju taip gua mmg xde bahan nk ditaipkan.time tenet kne potong, latop osak terok, time 2 la gua smangat nk on9.samapi sanggup gua trun cc.skunk neh bile sume dh ada alik,gua xfeel lgsg nk update.usha usha gak kat fb gua kot belungguk la notification,tp 14 ja yg ada.gua mula nk rasa ada owg hack gua pnye fb.haha.tp gua cuma berprasangka seta perasan terleby.bajet ramai la nk komen komen gua. gua malas sungguh mlm neh,bukan takat mlm neh, mlm2 len pon sama gak.haha. yg gua dh set lam pala,sok pg bgn p keja.gila xdak life idop gua.tp kalo xkeje xguna gak ada life xdak duit an?huhu.seniri mau pikiaq la. pkwe gua kol bebelas ratos kalo dh,gua mls nk angkat.gua mls nk msj,sng cerita gua mls nk usha nset.sejak dua menjak,gua mmg xpndang sgt nse neh.bukan kata gua xmau pakai nset,tp xdak feel doh. gua nk update pon feel xsmpai sgt.gua ttp majlis dlu la =='

conversation bukan convocation

pakwenye: salam.ayg watpe? sehat?

makwenye: salam.xde watpe.sehat je..abg lak?

pkwenye: sme la.ayg dh mkn? da mne?

mkwenye: dah.abg lak? ada mne?

pkwenye: umah je..xpe la,ayg settle la sume dlu ek

makwenye: ok.nnti ayg msj abg

*kesudahanya,xmakwe xmsj alik dan si pakwe pon xmsj carik makwenye..

p/s: sebahagian mesej dari pasangan yg dh kapel hampir 5tahun ( ish,kesian kan? )

poem.

i love u enough to fight for u,

compromise for u and sacrifice

myself for u if need be,

enough to miss u increadibly when we're apart,

no matter what lenght of time it's for

and regardless of the distance,

enough to believe in our relationship,

to stand by it through the worse of times,

to have faith in our strenght as a couple,

and to never give up on us

enough to spend the rest of my life with u,

be there for u when u need or want me,

and never,ever to leave u or live without u..

p/s: gua google ja sume neh.HAHA

apa gua maw?

walopon gua taw gua xdak pulus skunk neh,tp gua pon ada pasang angan angan gak.

gua pon ada barang gua nk gak.lu pon ada kan? gua xdemand pon,cume gua nk kepuasan ja.

tp kalo lu nk ase gua demand,silakan :D

1. first,sbb gua nk natang neh sbb gua nk up 2 date.walopon mase gua nk dpatkan natang neh dh tak up to date.HAHA

2. second gua nk natang neh lak sbb mase mula mula gua usha die, gua dh jato cinta pandang ke bape gua pon xtaw.

3. menatang yg betoi betoi gua akan pastikan gua akan dapat 1 ari nnti. xkesah la mase 2 dh kuar model len dh.HAHA

4. natang neh gua xtaw sbb ape gua nk die sgt.mybe sebagai penyemak telinga gua time gua xtaw watpe nnti kot.

5. walopon gua dh ada yg satu,tp gua tetap nk kawenkan die.maka gua pon decide nk beli natang neh nnti.

lastly, paling penting yg neh sbb die neh yg akan bg moral support dan money support untuk gua.HAHA

p/s: sebarang surat menyurat xkan dilayan. komen ja gua layan.HAHA

geget jari

nada perli:

haaa..2 la,pndai sgt

gua dh ckp jgn gatai gatai,tp lu nk gatai gak.konon nk meriah,nk hebat

suda suda la.xyah la berangan sgt

ckop ckop la apa yg ada.td naseb dpt elok alik,kalo xdapat bg elok cmna?

gatai tangan sgt!

nada rilek je:

pergh! kalo xusaha,xgatai tangan xmaju la der.

smpai bila nk takuk lama

jeles kot tgk owg len punya lawa lawa,santik santik

gua pon nk gak

salah xpa,jnji puas ati

yg penting kita buat dia!

ceritanya:

gua nk renovate blog ja.skali silap langkah.tp xpa,gua mana kenai putuih asa.

tgu la gua wat come back nnti (bajet artis)

HAHA.

GILATAKBEST

hari raya gua sumanya kat umah

sampai speechless gua

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PART 1 RAYA

gmba pagi pagi raya gua :D